Marine by God
The United States Marine Corps. is over 233 years of romping stomping, hell and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. We were born in a bomb crater, our mother was an M-16 and our father was the devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving warrior of the sea. I am cocky, self centered, overbearing, and I do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster made of blood and guts who arose from the sea, festerind on anti-Americans throughout the globe. Whenever it may arise, and when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battlefield, giving my life to mom, the Corps. and the American flag.
We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we over ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and thrash the hell out of both of them. Soldier by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine by God.

It ain't mine, and I'm not claiming it, but its the truth lol.